WE'RE SURE IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE: Because, of course, there's no way that the Bush administration would put one of their own spooks at risk to punish her husband for blowing the Niger Uranium Forgery, is there? I mean, what sort of rubbish would you have to be to do something like that?

 
TRUTH?: A lot was made over the supposed switching off of BBC News on HMS Ark Royal during the war; for some reason the troops preferred Sky News' ra-ra-ra-go-team-US-UK to balanced reporting. We hope the good sailors took the reports with pinches of salt, as it now seems Sky have had to suspend one of their 'journalists' over allegations he made up his reports. We expect condemnation in The Times any moment... oh, hang on...